August302014
  • Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
  • Friends: Don't forget to socialize
  • Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
  • Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
  • Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
  • Society: Don't forget to be perfect
  • Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
  • Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
9PM
unpredictcble:

never let this die

unpredictcble:

never let this die

(via sunshine-babess)

9PM

amaeza:

untruc:

amaeza:

you know, i’m a raging lesbian and i was never distracted by what other girls in my classes were wearing in high school. this is a male problem, not an “attracted to women” problem.

This is an “inability to respect women” problem.

Which is a male problem.

(Source: deteitte, via sunshine-babess)

9PM
groupieguide:

sleeepynatural:

NOBODY IS KIDDING WHEN THEY SAY THINGS LIKE THAT ABOUT DAVID BOWIE.

Nobody.

groupieguide:

sleeepynatural:

NOBODY IS KIDDING WHEN THEY SAY THINGS LIKE THAT ABOUT DAVID BOWIE.

Nobody.

(Source: youarethemelodyinmyhead, via sunshine-babess)

9PM

credit

(Source: broders, via sunshine-babess)

8PM

thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

(Source: sofiajonze, via sunshine-babess)

8PM
10AM

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

(Source: sandandglass, via carissaisodd)

10AM

epicleicaness:

doctorofdragons:

Jon Stewart wins over O’Reilly ever single time. 

BURN

(Source: sandandglass, via carissaisodd)

10AM

carissaisodd:

broken-knees:

people-should-all-be-onions:

iwillmakeitthroughthis:

FOREVER REBLOG.

my god

the Snape one gets me every time.

kaseymanning studly-mufffin
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