Fireproof Musical Analysis: By A Professional Musician who plays music and is a musician and knows their shit.
whoa One Direction swallowed John Mayer’s guitar
Enter Fleetwood Mac ‘Dreams’ Drum sample:
Verse 1: Harry
who am I Hedwig what am I
Harry swallowed a whole pot of honey and you can hear it in his voice. I’m a musician, I know these things.
Verse 2: Niall
BVs: Back up vocals are not actually the band members I took them to a lab and did the test the back up harmonies are actually angels.
Chorus 1: Liam
Chorus led by Liam, who single handedly makes falsetto sexy again.
Verse 3: LOUIS
True music fact: When Louis recorded this verse in the studio there were no survivors.
*it’s as though the NANANAS never happened*
Chorus 2: Zayn
It doesn’t matter what I write here no one made it this far One Direction murdered them. For free.
OT5 part harmonies of destruction
the bit everyone will sing along at the concerts and they’ll repeat over and over and everyone will raise their proverbial lighters and even the dads in the audience will admit this song is the best thing since ‘Dreams’ by Fleetwood Mac.
This has been a complete and 100% accurate analysis of One Direction’s latest single. May Louis have mercy on our souls.
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