July282014

Q: Do you help the boners? Or do you—?
A: Full service. 

(Source: starlorrd, via hearthfires-holocausts)

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(Source: freshprincesubs, via nizzlekicks)

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mishasminions:

thebanegrimm:

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

noctom-poetom:

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

This is how adults play games lol

im really feelin that sexual jenga and the fucking alcohol chess.

I have my version of the jenga game it’s awesomes

I CAN’T EVEN PLAY JENGA WHEN I’M SOBER

(via hermionesharrypotteressays)

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“Wonder Woman is there to kick ass not give you a boner” favorite response to some dude saying the Wonder Woman costume isn’t sexy enough on Facebook (via agentturner)

(via hearthfires-holocausts)

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fluffy134567890:

Wow, thanks Tumblr life hacks that’s kind of cool-

Oh

(via larrystyliins0n)

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thisretrodreamisneverending:

aepicstranger:

thisretrodreamisneverending:

In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit

so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’

and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing

omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.

i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago

who is responsible for bringing this back and WHY

(via larrystyliins0n)

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Louis (to Harry): It’s live while you’re young, innit? 

i will NEVER get over this

"I’m half asleep" he’s literally saying he’s in bed and Harry’s next to him

(via larrystyliins0n)

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